What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

Dr No

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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